egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

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toohappydriving:

underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

I’ma reblog this the next time someone freaks out over a hockey team getting booed at home.

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milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Wicked Clothes presents: the Full Moon Necklace!

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baracknobama:

when my mum tells me to put on a jacket

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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weareteachers:

One of our fave parts of the LEGO movie.

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itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

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latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

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virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

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ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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